Sunday, September 9, 2007

The best tea in the world that doesn't cost a bomb!

Thanks to modern dispensing machines, most corporate offices do a shitty job of tea even as the coffee is great. If you like drinking tea, home is the best place to indulge but here too conditions vary and the outcome is well not always as great as it could be.

When I started living on my own, making tea seemed such a time consuming task that I thought I'd give up my long time favorite beverage for life.

To make things simpler, I tried a popular brand of tea bags named after the monument that is now a new wonder of the world but to no avail. It was barely drinkable, and to my solitary self not worth even the little effort putting it together entailed.

So my tea less days started, till I figured how to make the perfect cup that cheers, that too in a rather simple way. Here's the recipe for you:

Step 1. Start with the best tea in the world. Now "best" is of course a relative term but so far my favorite from experience is a brand called simply Lopchu (why did they name it Lopchu? I have no clue!). It's not exactly a mainstream brand even in India where tea lovers abound. But it is widely available nevertheless.

(Just in case you're wondering - Lopchu is not one of those luxury teas that come in a wooden box that you pay a bomb for and then are completely let down by - you know the stuff you can't even add milk to coz it's so light!)

I use the Lopchu blue box which is INR 100 (approx 2.25 USD) for 250 grams.

Step 2. Boil a cuppa water on a gas stove. Add a tablespoon of Lopchu. You can add ginger or cardamom too at this stage if you like. Switch off the gas, cover the utensil with a lid and let it stand for about 4-5 minutes.

Step 3. Heat 1/8th glass of milk in a microwave (should be done in 45 seconds or less).

Step 4. Pour the tea in a cup, followed by milk (the less the better).

Step5. Add sugar to taste and enjoy a sip of heaven!

Blogger's Manifesto

After the initial euphoria of just being able to blog (and publish one's raves and rants for the world to see) I must start to give this affair some direction. Specially if I hope to attract a regular readership (which I do).

So here is my Blogger's Manifesto:

A specter is haunting the Internet. A specter of a world where no one's lonely for everyone has at least one friend - in this blog.

A virtual companion who shares experiences, opinions, tips, tricks and whatever else that such companions do, this blog may be described as a Tamagotchi for the connected.

You could be cold or hot, geeky or squeaky (excuse my rhyme), old or young, famous or unsung - the idea is to form a connection with you and the 365,893,994 other English speaking internet users out there.

If the writing in this blog touches a chord somewhere, encourages you to react, helps you feel connected, reinforces something you felt and makes you come back for more then the purpose is served.

Sunday Pleasures

I love reading the newspaper on Sunday.

The useful part i.e. sans classifieds (which I suspect is more than half the weight on weekends). Living in in Delhi / NCR, Hindustan Times and Times of India are my subscriptions of choice. The Times of India is very readable, entertaining and light hearted. The Hindustan Times I require for a balanced diet. In any case this is the staple brain candy I grew up on and so am habituated to.

(PS: For the record my all time favorite newspaper is The Guardian which I read infrequently - when traveling abroad).

On Sundays, HT packs a punch with Brunch and Vir Sanghvi. Both are entirely edible (I mean readable). This week's Brunch was about using the Internet to do the sort of thing I'm doing - creative self expression (blogging, posting videos etc). I must say it's still a relatively new concept in India and hardly any of my regular friends have a blog though they all have their Facebook and Orkut scraps.

I didn't read the article - who wants to read old news - but I did read Vir Sanghvi's gourmet musings as usual. By now reading Vir's Sunday ruminations on his favorite food, chefs and restaurants ("XYZ does a mean..."BXR has the finest blah blah in India) peppered with tales from boarding school, son, Gujarati food, meals at fancy European restaurants and my favorite (which happens once in six months) -- two full pages on wines followed by something to the equivalent of 'I suspect one can't tell the difference and it doesn't really matter' is well entrenched in my Sunday routine!!!

Vir is undoubtedly the most readable Indian mainstream journalist around and nobody does edits quite like him. I've been following his writing since his days as the editor of the Sunday magazine and his approach is always the "common sense" view - if you're liberal, centrist, forward thinking, middle/upper middle class you are bound to find everything he says entirely agreeable. Plus he has a sense of humor which makes it fun to pursue.

Today he spoke about Mother Teresa's religious bulimia (my words) which was again very well written though why he woke up weeks after everyone else has done this issue to death is beyond me. Perhaps he was on vacation!

Vacation reminds of Shashi Tharoor, who I thought was on vacation in India post his UN non assignment but is nowadays permanently stationed here and trying to do a one up on Vir I suspect with his TOI Sunday column (TOI's attempt not Shashi's). Now Shashi is one of my favorite writers (I just love the craft of his Great Indian Novel) but he should really stay away from writing columns for he has little talent in this domain. I suspect he's realized this himself that's why after a few non starts he now almost every week brings us his definition series of all things India. I never read more than the blurb. Someone should soon appoint him ambassador of Inberia or SAARC head some other happening Post (outside of India) before he reaches the letter Z and puts us all to sleep.

Talking of columnists I must put in a good word for Poonam Saxena who absolutely entertains and delights with her weekly take on entertainment and non delights of the television world. On weeks when I've been out of the country I just have to read Poonam to put the fun back in TV. Way to go girl!

Well enough talking on people who write about the news (!!!). I'm off to take a nap now.

I must add (for the benefit of Vir and Shashi's fans) that the opinions expressed in this column are entirely mine and not a part of any sting operation.